Afroman
Because I Got High
Because I Got High (2000)

- It's like I don't care about nothin' man, roll another blunt...

G  C  D  G  G  C  G  D  G  w/ (ou ou ou) & (la la la ta ta)

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yeah-eah

  Cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda' cheated and I coulda' passed but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why (why man?) yeah-eah

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm sellin' dope and I know why (why man?) eah

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (no you weren't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yeah-eah

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high (I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic and I know why (why man?) yeah-eah

I was gonna pay my car a note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck's pullin' away and I know why (why man?) yeah-eah

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (I'm serious)
I was gonna eat your pussy too but then I got high
Now I'm jackin' off and I know why (turn this shit off)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high (say what, say what)
Now I'm sleepin' on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yeah-eah

I'm-a stop singin' this song because I'm high
I'm singin' this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why (why man?) yeah-eah

  Cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high, cuz I'm high

(couplet de n'importe quoi - shoubidou-a say what etc.)

Well my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palmdale (East Palmdale)
All the 'Dale weed I be smokin' is mama's hell
I don't believe in Hitler that's what I say (oh my goodness)
So all of you skins, please give me more head

Motherfucker, afro motherfucker m-a-n
A E I O U and sometimes W
We ain't gonna sell any of these motherfuckin' albums cuz
Let's go back to Marshal Durban's and hang some more chickins cuz fuck it

- Fuck the corporate world, biatch !