Beastie Boys
Heart Attack Man
Ill Communication (1994)

  D                                  A                     (tune down 1/2 step)
- Here's a little diddy about a good guy I know
                              G
  He's named the Heart Attack Man
                   D
  And you know, he weighs in pretty hefty
     (r)            !       
  My man's like two hundred seventy

- How much he weigh?

- He's like the guy in the Hefty bag commerical

- Okay, okay, let's take it from here

g  g♯ga  e  x 2

G5          G♯5G5    E5           
Drink a six-pack and then you play some ball
Walking down the stairs and then he starts to fall
Add on two joints and then he starts to sweat
Two hundred seventy five pounds that you can't forget

                A♯5          C♯5G♯5 E5           F5
  'Cause he's a heart attack,       heart attack man
  A♯5            C♯5G♯5        E5               F5!
  Spend all your money on your health insurance plan
  A♯5          C♯5G♯5 E5           F5
  Heart attack,       heart attack man
  A♯5             C♯5G♯5             E5      
  Keep on getting bigger because you know that you can       

Why do you force yourself on top of that girl?
Laugh with all your buddies because it's a man's, man's world
Someday that shit will come back to you
Throwing your weight around and shit is through                 fin: E5!

  Heart attack, heart attack man
  Going nowhere, you got no master plan                         w/o !
  Heart attack, heart attack man

fin: G♯5!  G♯5!  w/ g♯ basse

g♯  x 4  w/ drum, 3e: G♯5 \

E5 (r)

e    g g g c♯ c♯ c♯ g g  x 2  <

E5                       G5 C♯5 G5
Weighs in at two-seventy-five (five)
Yeah my man is lucky to be alive (live)
He's smokin', drinkin' too (too)
My man the heart attack man is gonna be running over you (you)
Got no goddamn respect (respect)                                drum +  
Yeah, better keep that big big bad bitch in check (check)       fin: G5 (r) ' ' ''''

  G5            G♯5G5 E5         
  Heart attack,       heart attack man
  Lungs full of tar and your stomach full of spam
  Heart attack, heart attack man
  Time to change your ways heart attack man                     fin: E5!

- OOOH, what do we know about partying or anything else?