Beastie Boys
Rhymin & Stealin
Licensed To Ill (1986)

Le Beat  x 2

  Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about           [w/ Sweet Leaf en A]
  I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
  No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
  'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder

Terrorizin' suckers on the seven seas - and                     [A]
If you've got beef - you'll get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest                        [A]
And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest                     []

  Most illingest b-boy - I got that feelin'
  Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'


SSHH Snatchin' gold chains - vickin' pieces of eight
I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate
We got wenches on the benches - and bitties with titties
Housing ALL girlies FROM city TO city

  One for all and all for one
  Taking out M.C.'s with a big shotgun
  All for one and one for all
  Because the Beastie Boys have gone AWOL

Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat                 [A]
Big bitin' suckers gettin' thrown in the moat                   [A]
We got maidens and wenches - man they're on the ace
Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face

  Refrain

Ali Baba and the forty thieves  x 4  oX

  ALI BABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES  X 4

  Torchin' and crackin' and rhymin' and stealin'
  Robbin' and rapin' - bustin' two in the ceiling

I'm wheelin' - I'm dealin' - I'm drinkin', not thinkin'
Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinkin'
Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
And when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky
Skirt chasin', free basin' - killin' every village
We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage

  Refrain


I've been drinkin' my rum - a Def son of a gun
"I fought the law" and I cold won
Black Beard's weak - Moby Dick's on the tick
'Cause I pull out the jammy and I squeeze off six

My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker                      [ ]
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker

  Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state
  And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate

  Refrain  x n  w/ dégénérescence

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