The Beatles I Am The Walrus Magical Mystery Tour (1967) B B A G F E E7 D D7 w/ mellotron A A/G C D A A/G I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together C D A See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly, I'm crying A A/G D/F♯ Fmaj7 G A A/G Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come F Corporation t-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday B Man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long C D E I am the egg-man (ooh) they are the egg-men (ooh) I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Mister city policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky see how they run, I'm crying Dsus4 A E D D7 I'm cry (ooh) ing I'm crying I'm cry (aah) ing Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye Crab a locker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down Refrain (dring) B A G F E / w/ molletron B A G F E Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun F B7 If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain D Refrain w/ paroles samplées, goo goo g'joob Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, hi hi hi, ha ha ha) See how they smile like pigs in a sty see how they snied, I'm crying Semolina pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe Refrain D C B Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, goo A G F E D C B x N a b c d e f♯ g w/ joob joob Oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper Everybody's got one, everybody's got one paroles samplées et divers bruits farfelus ... fade out ("No you're not!" said Little Nicola)