The Beatles Maxwell's Silver Hammer Abbey Road (1969) D D/C♯ B7 Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical Em Em7 d c♯ b Science in the home A7 D A7 b c♯ Late nights all alone with a test-tube, o-o-o-oh Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone "Can I take you out to the pictures, Jo-o-o-oan" (fin: aa c♯e c♯(e)) E7 (reste) / But as she's getting ready to go A7 a a b c♯ A knock comes on the door D Bang bang, Maxwell's silver hammer E7 Came down upon her head A7 Clang clang, Maxwell's silver hammer Em7 A7 D A D\ Made sure that she was dead D F♯7/C♯ Bm D7/A G a b c♯ D A D w/ orgue de l'espace Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again Teacher gets annoyed Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away So he waits behind Writing 50 times "I must not be so-o-o-o" But when she turns her back on the boy He creeps up from behind Refrain w/ (tu lu tu lu lu) fin: A7 sur dead D E7 (tu lu tu lu lu) A7 Em7 A7 D A D\ w/ solo D F♯7/C♯ Bm D7/A G a b c♯ d a d a w/ piano P.C. 31 said, "We caught a dirty one" Maxwell stands alone (fin: e --5-5\7-5-3-2-- Painting testimonial pictures, o-o-o-oh B --5-5\7-5-3-3--) Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery Say he must go free (Maxwell must go free) The judge does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-o But as the words are leaving his lips A noise comes from behind Refrain (his) w/ (tu lu tu lu lu) fin: A7 (oh oh oh) D E7 (tu lu tu lu lu) A7 Em7 A7 D A7 D\ w/ synthé D F♯7/C♯ Bm D7/A G D A D Sil ver ham mer man ! !