Misfits Bullet Static Age (1978) D5 President's bullet-ridden body in the street C5 F5 D5 Ride Johnny ride Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete Ride Johnny ride Johnny's wife is floundering, johnny's wife is scared Run Jackie run D5 Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead C5 Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head B♭5 C5 () Texas is the reason that the president's dead D5 You gotta suck suck Jackie suck President's bullet-ridden body in the street Ride Johnny ride Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete Ride Johnny ride Refrain G5 D5 Arise Jackie O Jonathon of Kennedy well Rise and be shot down The dirt's gonna be your dessert My cum be your life source And the only way to get it Is to suck or fuck Or be poor and devoid And masturbate me Masturbate me Then slurp it from your palm Like a dry desert soaking up rain Soaking up sun Like a dry desert soaking up rain Soaking up suuun ( ) ( ) C5 F5 D5 x 3 fin: D5D5D5D5!