NOFX Hot Dog In A Hallway Heavy Petting Zoo (1996) /B♭5 /B♭5 { A5 xxxxxxxxxxxx /B♭5 /B♭5 } x 4 A C♯m D B♭ x 3,75 arpèges clean ! A C♯m D B♭ She'll have another piece of pie A C♯m D B♭ She'll have a double reuben rye A C♯m D She works hard at eating well E A C♯m D \\\ That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she holds me I can't breathe That's why I love her A5 C♯5/G♯ D5/A B♭5 Yeah I'm her butter she's my bread A5 E5 F5 D5 She's like a mobile waterbed A5 C♯5/G♯5 D5/A And when I get on top of her E5/B A5 C♯5/G♯5 D5/A B♭5 I can't touch the mattress And when her flesh begins to sag She's like a human sleeping bag I feel so cozy safe and warm She's my insulation { A5 xxxxxxxxxxxx /B♭5 /B♭5 } x 2 I always know just where she sat And when she's on me I get flat Some broken ribs, a punctured lung That's why I love her She's my filly I'm her stud Her bean is bigger than my pud It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale That's why I love her She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she holds me I can't breathe That's why I love her Doo doo doo... (ral.) A~ That's why I love her