NOFX
Hot Dog In A Hallway
Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)

/Bb5 /Bb5 { A5 xxxxxxxxxxxx /Bb5 /Bb5 } x 4

A  C#m  D  Bb  x 3,75  arpèges clean  !

             A      C#m      D    Bb
She'll have another piece of pie
              A      C#m    D    Bb
She'll have a double reuben rye
          A       C#m    D
She works hard at eating well
       E     A        C#m  D  \\\
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

               A5     C#5/G#   D5/A   Bb5
  Yeah I'm her butter she's my bread
               A5     E5   F5   D5
  She's like a mobile waterbed
             A5     C#5/G#5  D5/A
  And when I get on top of her
          E5/B      A5        C#5/G#5  D5/A  Bb5
  I can't touch the mattress

  And when her flesh begins to sag
  She's like a human sleeping bag
  I feel so cozy safe and warm
  She's my insulation

{ A5 xxxxxxxxxxxx /Bb5 /Bb5 } x 2

I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs, a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my filly I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her

  She'll have another piece of pie
  She'll have a double reuben rye
  She works hard at eating well
  That's why I love her

  She's got a couple of pony kegs
  Her arms are bigger than my legs
  And when she holds me I can't breathe
  That's why I love her

Doo doo doo...

     (ral.)  A~
That's why I love her