NOFX
Monosyllabic Girl
So Long And Thanks For All The Shoes (1997)

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I take her to the aquarium, she says shark
I take her to the planetarium, she says dark

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I take her to the seaside
          F                 A♭
Where she likes to spin and twirl, ooh

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  She says sure and cool and yeah
           F      G
  She's my monosyllabic girl

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I take her to the university, she says huh
I take her to our anniversary, she says one

I take her to the jewelry store
I say diamond, she says pearl, ooh

  You know everyone knows I'm in love
  With a monosyllabic girl

  You know everyone knows I'm in love         (basse)
  With a monosyllabic girl

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