NOFX Total Bummer Pump Up The Valuum (2000) aaa ccc ddd eee \\ Am C x 2 Am C Go away sunny day x 2 Dm All the horny people sitting In front of their TVs and thinking F C What is wrong with me I'm not a monster Why won't anybody fuck me I don't want to live life lonely Why does everyone have to be perfect Refrain All the barflys sipping whiskey Fighting ever present pity Wondering what they keep sucking back for Is it a drink or trepidation Watching all trains leave the station Left standing alone without a ticket Am C You light up my life F C You give me hope to carry on You light up my days And you, you light up my life (solo) Stop searching cause there's no answer Just a long line of disaster There's no simple way to stop the sadness Life's not fair I'm glad it's not this Isn't heaven just a lonely Planet on the verge of self destruction Am w/ gossage