The Offspring w/ Jello Biafra
Disclaimer
Ixnay On The Hombre (1997)

- Ladies and gentlemen

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Welcome to the disclaimer, that's right, the disclaimer
This American apple pie institution known as parental discretion
Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
From the lyrics which might actually make you think

And will also insult your intelligence at the same time
So protect your family
This album contains explicit depictions of things which are real
These real things are commonly known as life

So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously
If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all
And if it offends you, just  don't  listen to it

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