Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Everyone Has AIDS
Team America: World Police Soundtrack (2004)

C  <  !

                F      B♭7  C7
  (Everyone has AIDS)
   B♭7       F      B♭7  E♭
  (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
        B♭             F           B♭7  Cm7
  (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
        B♭7     F      G♭ A♭  F
  (Everyone has AIDS)

F
And so this is the end of our story

 F
(Ooh) And everyone is dead from AIDS
 A♭
(Ooh) It took from me my best friend
 E♭
(Ooh) My only true pal
 D♭
(Ooh) My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

(Aah) Well, I'm gonna march on Washington
(Aah) Lead the fight and charge the brigades
(Woo ooh) There's a hero inside of all of us
(Ooh) I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

   C
My father (AIDS) my sister (AIDS)
   C♯
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
    D                                                     !
The gays and the straights and the whites and the spades

                G
  (Everyone has AIDS)
     C7             D7      C7              G
  My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
               C7         F     C                        G
  The Pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
             C7          Dm7         C                       E♭
  C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
                                F
  We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has

  g    f    d    c    b♭
  AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
  g              b♭        g
  AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
  f
  AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
       f    f    f    f
  AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS

  g
  AIDS