Dee Dee Ramone Commotion In The Ocean Standing In The Spotlight (1989) g x 2 w/ solo g b/c d f♯/g I am a surf nut, and the surf is up g b/c d g I'm headin' for Sunset Beach, it's not far not hard to reach Where coconuts grow in palm trees, I can smell the breeze Wanna ride the waves, I'm all excited about the surfin' craze I packed a picnic lunch, I hope I find a bunch Of fun and clean sand, I wanna get a suntan I wanna ride the surf, at ninety miles an hour Hope you don't get, get, sour If you're freezing in New York, that I've followed the stork And headed to the coast, to do what I love most g A5 C5 D5 {f♯/ggg x 4} Commotion ii-ii-in the ocean There by the water, that's where I saw her A beautiful mermaid, and she was afraid She had never seen, a human before And she started pointin' at the shorts I wore ! The ones with the Hawaiian print, so bright she had to squint What language are you speaking, you know I'm seeking A way to learn to swim, so I can win The Triple Crown Trophy, can you help me 'Cause I've read all the surfin' magazines And I traded a bathing suit for my old blue jeans Commotion in the ocean x 2 g g g x 2 w/ solo {f♯ggg x 3 ag} x 2 A crowd began to gather, people asked whatsa matter Should we get a lifeguard, amateurs should be barred Something's going on, then everything went wrong And in all the commotion, she jumped back in the ocean ! There went my mermaid so I followed the parade To the hot dog stand, I am better off on land Better leave the surfin', to the pros Before a crab bites one of my toes I've already got a sun burn when will I ever learn ! A lesson out of this, that I'm not a fish Commotion in the ocean x 4 g g g x 2 w/ solo {f♯ggg x 3 ag} x 7 (fade out)