Dee Dee Ramone Funky Man (1987) xx xx ° ° xx xx ° ° xx xx ° xx(x) e (r) e^f♯b e (r) f♯^ (e (r)) xx xxxxxxxx Alarm clock ring, and it's time to get up w/ xxxx It's time to do that funky strut I'm a funky man, I got funky bones I'm funky man, my name is Dee Dee Ramone Well let me tell you about myself I play the bass in punk rock band Been to all the world, even to Japan And nothing can surprise me man I've seen it all, I had a ball Someone should make a Dee Dee doll Well alright, I'm a funky guy x 2 e (r) Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky x 3 w/ xxxx & '''' f♯^ I'm a lucky guy, I got the world on a string e (r) If I could do it over, I wouldn't change a thing Sometimes I call myself Dee Dee King I like to hear the birds on paradise sing f♯^ I thank the good, man above e (r) That he gave me a sexy blonde to love Now she wants a Mercedes Benz A cancer's Ottawa would make more sense (?) f♯^ These are the problems I'm gonna have e (r) Better buy that car no make her neck Not a millionaire, not doing too bad When we sell the Camaro well I will be glad I'm a funky, funky guy x 2 Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky x 2 Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa Didn't have much of an education f♯^ I live every day likes it's my vacation e (r) Got a lost three kids you like to do the dog I'm the one that sings ya, warthog For the last ten years I've been doing the bop f♯^ And I'm still not tired, I'm never gonna stop e (r) 'Cause I like what I'm doing and I'm having fun Here's some advice for everyone Try to make the most out of every day And remember that, drugs don't pay I'm a funky, funky guy x 2 e (r) (solo de xxxx & '''') Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky x 2 f♯^ I like rap, and hip hop e (r) I like hardcore and punk rock I like hot, dogs, franks and beans I grew up in Forrest Hills Queens f♯^ I like to win, don't like to fail e (r) I like to get the bill's in the mail I'm a funky guy, I got funky bones I'm a funky guy, my name is Dee Dee Ramone Well alright, I'm a funky guy x 2 e (r) e^f♯b e (r) f♯^ Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky e (r) e^f♯b e (r) f♯^ e I'm a funky guy, I'm a funky guy x 2 e (r) e^f♯b e (r) f♯^ x 4 (fade out)