UK Subs
Down On The Farm
Endangered Species (1982)

(criquets & coq)

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      E5                G5
All I need is some inspiration
         D5               A5
Before I do somebody some harm
I feel just like a vegetable
Down here on the farm

Nobody comes to see me
Nobody here to turn me on
I ain't even got a lover
Down here on the farm        \

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They told me to get healthy
They told me to get some sun
But boredom eats me like cancer
Down here on the farm

Drinkin' lemonade shanty
Ain't nobody here to do me harm
But I'm like a fish out of water
Down here on the farm

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E5  A5 G5  C5 B♭5    C5  D5  x 4  1-2e: w/ '''' < \, 3e: embarque

I wrote a thousand letters
Till my fingers all gone numb                        C5 A5
But I never see no postman
Down here on the farm

I call my baby on the telephone
I say come down and have some fun
But she knows what the score is
Down here on the farm

I can't fall in love with a wheatfield
I can't fall in love with a barn
Well everything smells like horse shit
Down here on the farm

Blue skies and swimming pools
Add so much charm
But I'd rather be back in Soho
Than down here on the farm

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E5 (r, feedback, bœuf) /\


(Guns: Tune down 1/2 step, lent, 1,  2,  1, 2, A5 B5 E5  G♯5 E5  x 4
       couplets E5  A5 G5  C5 D5  C5 A5
       fin: On the fucking farm
            Are you born in a fucking barn or what? Baaa. Hold still)