The Vaselines Oliver Twisted Dum-Dum (1989) E E D^E G x 4 o o o E D A E Once I had a friend called Oliver Twisted Who used to think he was a brand and gifted Stupendously handsome, beautifully smart E E D^E G x 4 He had no heart A E A E On his own he was all alone, he A E D A Wanted more than he-e-e-e-e ever got E E D^E G x 4 o o o o Once I had a friend called Oliver Twisted Who took life so slow that he occasionally missed it Permanently senseless, never on his brain He had no brain Refrain E E D^E G x 4 o o o { D A E x 3 A } x 2 w/ solo A ! E E D^E G x 4 xxxxxxx Once I had a friend called Oliver Twisted Who lived on the edge or so he insisted Intelligently careless, hated rock and roll He had no soul Refrain E E D^E G x 4 o o o E D A E x 8 w/ solo E (reste)