"Weird Al" Yankovic
Addicted To Spuds
Polka Party! (1986)

(beat)

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Potato skins, potato cakes
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Hash browns, and instant flakes
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Baked or boiled or french fried
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There's no kind you haven't tried

You planned a trip (wo-oh) to Idaho
Just to watch potatoes grow
I understand how you must feel
I can't deny they've got appeal wo

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  You like them whether they are plain or they're stuffed
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  Oh yeah
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  Better face the facts, it seems you can't get enough
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  You know, you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to spuds

Your greasy hands, your salty lips
Looks like you found the chips
Your belly aches, your teeth grind
Some Tater Tots would blow your mind

And you don't mind if they're not cooked
You need your fix, I guess you're hooked
And late at night you always dream
Of bacon bits and sour cream wo

  You like them even if they're lumpy or tough
  Oh yeah, wiii
  It's pretty obvious to me you can't get enough
  You know you're gonna have to face it you're addicted to spuds

    Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds  x 4

- Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds

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I'm givin' up, it's just no use
Another case of spud abuse
What can I say, what can I do
Potato bug has got me too, wawa-oo

  I used to hate them, now they're all that I eat
  Oh yeah, wiii
  I've often seen then whipped, but they just can't be beat
  Now I'm gonna have to face it I'm addicted to spuds

    Refrain  x 2

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