"Weird Al" Yankovic
Alimony
Even Worse (1988)

(foule)

f  x 4  (basse)

F                                     F  B♭ F
Here she come now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now
      F                          A♭       B♭
Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest
       C
I said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) ...

                     F
  'Cause she took my house (alimony) my car (alimony)
  My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony)
      B♭
  Too bad (alimony) so sad (alimony)
  She got (alimony) got the gift of grab (alimony)
         C
  I'm in debt (debt) debt (debt) debt (debt) debt (debt) debt (debt) debt (debt)

f  x 4  w/ solo

Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get (get) get (get) ...

  Well I'm out of cash (alimony) no dough (alimony)
  I'm broke (alimony) it's no joke (alimony)
  The check's in the mail (alimony) get off (alimony)
  My back (alimony) cut me some slack (alimony)
  I said yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)

(break)  \\\

f / f e♭ c b♭  x 4  w/ solo

(I want my alimo-mo-mony)  x 4  w/ Oh you do, Is it due? Or you'll sue

   C                                                                        !  bing
Alimony (yeah) mony (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)     waaa

  (Alimony) (alimony)
  (Alimony) I said come on come on come on
  (Alimony) (alimony)
  (Alimony) bleed me dry
  I said no (no) no (no) no (no) no (no) no (no) no (no)

... fade out