"Weird Al" Yankovic
Bob
Poodle Hat (2003)

/G

G
I man am Regal, a German am I
Never odd or even, if I had a hi-fi
C
Madam, I'm Adam, too hot to hoot
   G
No lemons, no melon, too bad I hid a boot
     D
Lisa Bonet ate no basil, Warsaw was raw
G        C        D
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

G  w/ harmonica

Rise to vote, sir, do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?", "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now? Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap, Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

G  w/ harmonica

Ah, Satan sees Natasha, no devil lived on
Lonely tylenol, not a banana baton                    (harm... non)
No "X" in Nixon, O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan, a Toyota's a Toyota
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda

G  w/ harmonica

Oh no, Don Ho! Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines, now I see bees, I won
UFO tofu, we panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

G  w/ harmonica

(fade out)