"Weird Al" Yankovic
I Think I'm A Clone Now
Even Worse (1988)

(drum)  puis  a  e  d  a  x 2

A        C♯m
Isn't it strange
F♯m            E
Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
What would people say
If only they knew that I was

  C♯m                       A
  Part of some geneticist's plan
  C♯m                      A
  Born to be a carbon copy man
  G
  There in a Petri dish late one night
              E
  They took a donor's body cell
  And fertilized a human egg and so I say

    A             E
    I think I'm a clone now
            D                       A
    There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
    I think I'm a clone now
    'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

  w/ xylophone cool  e / d c♯ b  a g♯ f♯  a b a

(flottement)

Look at the way
We go out walking close together
I guess you could say
I'm really beside myself

  I still remember how it began
  They produced a carbon copy man
  Born in a science lab late one night
  Without a mother or a father
  Just a test tube and a womb with a view

    Refrain  w/ (a clone now)

    (...) And I can stay at home while I'm out of town
    (...) 'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

A  C♯m  F♯m  E  x 2  w/ solo

  Signing autographs for my fans
  Come and meet the carbon copy man
  Livin' in stereo, it's all right
  Well I can be my own best friend
  And I can send myself for pizza so I say

    (...) Another one of me's always hangin' around             (creux)
    (...) 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

    (...) I've been on Oprah Winfrey, I'm world renowned        (rembarque)
    (...) And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

    (...) That's my genetic twin always hangin' around
    (...) 'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down                     ...fade out