"Weird Al" Yankovic
Inactive
Mandatory Fun (2014)

Capo 2e fret (en Bm)

Am  C  G  D  x 3  w/ Oh  doux

Am... //////

I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
My belly's covered with pizza crust
I'm using my inhaler now
(*puff - aah*)

I'm out of shape, fattening up
I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup
Donut crumbs are upon my lips
Wo-oh

  The TV's on - I really hate this show
  I can't reach my remote control
  Welcome to my new place, to my new place
  Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place

  Wo-oh, wo-oh I'm
  Really inactive, I'm so inactive
  Wo-oh, wo-oh I'm
  Really inactive, highly inactive

My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied
Always lose my fight with gravity
I rest my bones, and just chillax
Wo-oh

My NordicTrack's collecting dust
And my Stairmaster's a pile of rust
This is it, the inertia
Wo-oh

  I can't get up - this couch is part of me
  I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
  Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age
  I could read my rib cage, here is my age

  Wo-oh, wo-oh I'm
  Really inactive, yes, quite inactive
  Wo-oh, wo-oh I'm
  Really inactive, not very active

Near comatose
No exercise
Don't tag my toe
I'm still alive

  I'm giving up - my energy is shot
  I'm never moving from this spot
  Never move from this place, move from this place
  I'll stay here in this place, right in this place

  Wo-oh, wo-oh I'm
  Really inactive, just so inactive
  Wo-oh, wo-oh I'm
  Really inactive, not so attractive