"Weird Al" Yankovic
Melanie
Even Worse (1988)

  C    D  G
  Meeeeelanie
  Am   G       D/F♯
  What can the problem be?                  (a cappella)
        C    D  G
  Sweet Meeeeelanie
  C         G/B    D/A      G
  Why won't you go out with me?

D          C                       G                 D
She lived across the street on the 15th floor of the Gilmore building
Am        C             G                 D     b a
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
D          C             G                   D
I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably
Am               C               Bm                 D(sus4)
Never would have found her, if I hadn't bought that telescope oh

  C    D  G
  Meeeeelanie
  Am           D
  What can the problem be?
        C    D  G
  Sweet Meeeeelanie
  C         G      D        G
  Why won't you go out with me?

I just can't understand it, why won't you return my phone calls?
Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat?
If you'd just say the word, I'm certain that our love would last
Forever, and ever, or are you too dumb to realize that?

  Refrain

Am
How can you ignore me when you
D(sus4)
Know that I can't live without you?
Am
I have to go through your garbage
C                   D
Just to learn more about you

  Melanie
  (Ooh ooh ooh)
  Oh sweet Melanie
  Why won't you go out with me?

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true
I couldn't stand it, so I jumped out from the 16th story
Window, right above you, now I may be dead but I still love you

  Refrain  !

  Refrain  x 3  w/ I'm singin', sweet sweet

(fade out)