"Weird Al" Yankovic
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
Running With Scissors (1999)

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Oh my baby my baby she don't want me no more                    C  +  riff
Ever since she saw his poster in that record store              C    "
She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy            F    "
She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and "Generation X"y       C    "
She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare            G    "
Yeah he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire           C

  Well my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder                      C
  She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder                       C
  Once she was mine but now I better just forget her            G  F
  Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder                     C

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Now every time I see him well he looks so grim
I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press
But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor
Like he's some big tortured genius and I'm some kinda wiener

  Well my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
  She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder
  Tell me what can he do that I can't do better
  Now my baby's in love with - I said I said I said

  My baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
  Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder
  I can't believe it now she's knitting him a sweater
  Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

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    I knew we were headin' for disaster                         F
    When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster          C
    Now she's got an unrequited adoration                       D    e --3--5--6--7--
    For the frustrated, agitated, designated, alienated         G    B --3--4--5--6--
    Spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation                  G --4--5--6--7--

Well I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel
And I don't boycott the music video channel
And I just can't compete with all that money and fame
But I know two can play at this kinda game
Yeah let's just see how jealous she'll get
When I start stalking Alanis Morissette                         !

  Well my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
  She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder
  Once she was mine but now I better just forget her
  Cause my baby's in love with - I said I said I said

  My baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
  Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder
  If she wants to leave me I guess I better let her
  Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

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(reste)