"Weird Al" Yankovic
One More Minute
Dare To Be Stupid (1985)

c d e F  G  Am  F  C  G  C!  w/ (aah)  c b a

G                         C(sus4)
Well, I heard that you're leavin' (leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind)
E                            Am
'Cause you found a brand new lover
      D7                      G    f e d
You decided that I'm not your kind

     C                           G                    C(sus4)
So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex
      F                         C(sus4)
And I tore all your pictures in two
      E                               Am
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
       D7                     Dm   G!
Just because it reminds me of you

         F                        G                  C(sus4)
  That's right (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'
  I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
             F             G              Am               F
  'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
       C              G           C!   c b a
  Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might seem kinda bitter                                  1er type
You got me feelin' down in the dumps
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps, oh so                    2e type w/o !

  Honey, let me help you with that suitcase
  You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two
  'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
  Than spend one more minute with you                              C(sus4) 

    Am                      Em                                     w/ (tit tit)
    I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
         Dm              G              C
    Than watch you going out with other men (oh oh oh)
    Am                 E            Am
    I'd rather slam my fingers in a door
     D                                       G!
    Again and again and again and again and again

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin' when I

  D'rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
  Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two
  I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
  Than spend one more minute with you                              C(sus4)

  Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks          C7
  Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue                    C7
  I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
  Than spend one more minute with you                              Am

  I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands     (ral.)
  And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'til I die        Fm

  Than spend one more minute with you                              f e d C