"Weird Al" Yankovic
Spam
UHF Soundtrack (1989)

E  A  B  x 2  orgue  /b

  E           A             B      B)sus4(                 w/ Bamba
  Spam in the place where I live - ham and pork
  E             A               B
  Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now - oh boy
  Spam in my luchbox at work - it's the best
  Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all

   E              D    c♯ c♯ c b a^b b b a
If you're running low, go to the store
E          D        G        A     B
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam, oh

  Spam on the table at home - ham and pork
  Think about selection, are there different flavors now - let's eat
  Spam in my office at work - it's the best
  Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery meat

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermos to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now

  Spam in my pantry at home - have some more
  Think of expiration, better read the label - oh boy
  Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch - it's the best
  Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold

Couplet instrumental  w/ solo wah

Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in

  Oh, spam (spam) - ham and pork
  Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now - oh boy
  Spam (spam) - it's the best
  Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it - 

  Spam in the place where I live - have some more                         en F♯  w/ ^f♯
  Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now - let's eat
  Spam in the place where I work - you're obsessed
  Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat

  Spam in the back of my car - ham and pork                               en G♯
  Spam any place that you are - ham and pork  x 3

    w/ The tab is there to open the can
       The can is there to hold in the spam

     G♯
  Oh spam