"Weird Al" Yankovic
Theme From Rocky XIII
In 3-D (1984)

g  (P.M.)  <

G5!  G5! F5! G5!  G5! F5! G5!  G5! D5 E♭5  x 2  (w/ sublime syncope 2e x)

Gm7  Gm7 F/G Gm7  Gm7 F/G Gm7  Gm7 Dm/G E♭/G  x 2

Gm \

Gmadd9        E♭/G
Fat and weak, what a disgrace
F/G                     Gm
Guess the champ got too lazy
Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain

But he's no bum, he works down the street
He bought the neighborhood deli                                 w/ (F/G)
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat
Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say

  F   Gm  Cm                               B♭/D      F
  Try the    rye or the kaiser, they're on special tonight
    (Gm) Cm                        Gm F
  If you want, you can have an appetizer
      (Gm)  Cm                       B♭/D        F
  You might like our salami, and the liver's all right
             c   b  c  d    c    d   E♭  !        Gm
  And they'd really go well with the rye   or the kaiser

Never eats while on the job                                     w/ ti-solo
He heard it's good to stay hungry
But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob
Have a taste, they were made fresh today

  Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white
  Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
  Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
  But you just can't go wrong with the rye, or the kaiser       w/ extra Gm  <

So today, his deli comes first
Still he dreams of his past days of glory
Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst
All the while you can still hear him say

  It's the rye or the kaiser, it's the thrill of one bite
  Let me please be your catering advisor
  If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight
  You can have your roast beef on the rye, or the kaiser        w/ extra attente

G5!  G5! F5! G5!  G5! F5! G5!  G5! D5 E♭5  The rye or the kaiser  x 4

(fade out)