"Weird Al" Yankovic
Trigger Happy
Off The Deep End (1992)

 D7
(Trigger happy, trigger happy)

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Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right
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Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night
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There's no feeling any greater than to
C!
Shoot first and ask questions later, now I'm
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Trigger happy, trigger happy every day (trigger happy every day)

Well, you can't take my guns away I got a constitutional right (ou wi ou ou)
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the Commies attack us tonight (pa pa pa pa)
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
That oughta teach 'em all a darn good lesson, now I'm
Trigger happy, trigger happy every day (trigger happy every day)          (stop)

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  Oh yeah I'm trigger (trigger happy) trigger happy (trigger happy)
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  Yes I'm trigger (trigger happy) trigger happy (trigger happy)
              D
  Oh baby I'm trigger (trigger happy) trigger happy (trigger happy)
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  Yes I'm trigger (trigger happy) trigger happy (trigger happy)
            C
  Oh I'm so trigger (trigger happy) trigger happy (trigger happy)
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  Yes I'm trigger (trigger happy) (trigger happy)
         Am                    D!                      G    C  G  D7
  Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have to blow you away

Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den (shot Daddy in the den)
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again (drug-crazed Nazi again)
Now why'd you have to get so mad
It was just a lousy flesh wound Dad, you know I'm
Trigger happy, trigger happy every day (trigger happy every day)

Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet (bop doo wop...)
Little Fluffy took a round better take him to the vet (bop doo wop...)
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead, well I'm
Trigger happy, trigger happy every day (trigger happy every day)

  Refrain  (pas de D7 à la fin)

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Come on and grab your ammo (ou ou ou ou) what have you got to lose (pa pa pa pa pa)
C             A                        D             D  E   [module en A]
We'll get all liquored up and shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight (shoot to kill now...)
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight (shoot to kill now...)
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky punk, because I'm
Trigger happy, trigger happy every day (trigger happy every day)

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  Refrain  en A  fin: (Watch out or I'll blow you away)  repeat & fade