"Weird Al" Yankovic
Yoda
Dare To Be Stupid (1985)

C  D  E

  E
I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
         A                           D
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated
E             A(sus4)
Soda, S-O-D-A soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said
E             A    D             C     C  D  E             w/ riff
Yoda, Y-O-D-A Yoda   Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

E  w/ riff

        B7
  Well, I left home just a week before
      F♯7
  And I've never ever been a Jedi before
      A
  But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
     Am
  He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my
Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda                   x 2        

E  w/ riff

   A C♯m      B        A      C♯m  B
So I used the Force, I picked up a box
  A  C♯m      B            E       G♯7   C♯m
I lifted some rocks, while I stood on my head
      B
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh my Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh my Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

  Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
  So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
  But I know that I'll be coming back some day
  I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time with my
Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda, Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda                       x 7   ... fade out