The Dandy Warhols
Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth
...The Dandy Warhols Come Down (1997)

(drum)

I never thought you'd be a junkie because

                A
Heroin is so passé
      E
And today
                  C
If you think that I don't know about
  D                      (A)
Depression and emotional pain

You're insane
And you're a fool who hasn't paid
Attention to a word that I say

In a way
I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane

With your pain
But I never thought you'd be a junkie because

  Heroin is so passé  x 3                        (A E C D)

  Aaaaah                                         (stop A)

So passé
Now-a-day
You never thought you'd get addicted
Just be cooler in an obvious way

I could say
Surely you have got a couple piercings
And decided maybe that you were gay

In a way
I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane

With your pain
But I never thought you'd be a junkie because

  Heroin is so passé  x 3

  Aaaaah  x 3                                    (stop A)

A  E  C  D  x 4  w/ solo orgue

  Heroin is so passé  x 3

  Aaaaah  x 2

  Heeeey                                         (long C)

  D                                              (long)     
  Hey

A